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    oddduck  
        
        
        
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          | Posted: 01-01-2003 09:25 AM    Post subject: Strange but true... |  
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          **In Florida a man needed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation after his 21 stone wife sat on his face during a row;
 
 
**In New Zealand a man succeeded in killing his estranged wife by stabbing her in the stomach with a frozen sausage when they argued;
 
 
**While in California a man was arrested for spousal abuse after savagely beating his partner with a frozen squirrel.
 
 
Maybe its a good thing, none of them are from canada :) |  
          
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    Dawgy  
        
        
        
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          | Posted: 01-01-2003 12:18 PM    Post subject:  |  
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          | What is 21 Stone in Kilo's?? :D |  
          
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    Sv-Korn  
        
        
        
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          | where did he get a frozen squirrel ?? |  
          
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    Speed_demon2k  
        
        
        
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          | Posted: 01-01-2003 09:34 PM    Post subject:  |  
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          | I remember once a girl used a Frozen Sausage as a dildo |  
          
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    Speed_demon2k  
        
        
        
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          | not to mention she got tape worm in her hole |  
          
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    oddduck  
        
        
        
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          | Posted: 01-02-2003 06:35 PM    Post subject: Strange but True - Part 1 |  
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In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760. 
 
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven
 
In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!
 
In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.
 
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
 
In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer ! (lucky police officers)
 
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    Sv-Korn  
        
        
        
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          New York : Dumb Laws ... 
 
 
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
 
 
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
 
 
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. 
 
 
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. 
 
 
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. |  
          
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