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God disappears in a puff of logic.
PostPosted: 10-27-2002 06:38 PM Reply with quote
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The christian god was today reported missing.

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Two days ago, a fantastic discovery of a extraordinary type of Lemur, that reportadly is capable of calculating distances far beyond human capabilities, and even most of the greatest computers struggle to keep up with its immensive computing power. The lemur, can be given two stars in the universe (Ofcourse, viewable by the naked eye) And the lemur will calculate the exact distance between the two, and adding in the distance beween them that would be in a few million years.

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Because of this immense power, it wasnt all that suprising to discover that the Lemur could also write down his calculations, his techniques thus clearly being avavable for scientists to research.

Upon hearing of this remarkable discovery, most, if not all religious philosophers in the world called out for god, for this they thought, was living proof that God did indeed exist and so God could clearly stop hiding from them. God reportadly appeared to one of the lesser known philosophers and exclaimed that "I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," said the man, "the Calculating Lemur is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't."
"Oh dear." Said god, and vanished in a "Puff of logic", the philosopher said.

The news of the dissapearance of god was not well taken by none, but perhaps the atheists which finally were proved right, although they were wrong all the time until the point of dissapearance.

News update: Bob, the amazing calculating lemur was found dead today. It appears that he was repeatadly stabbed with a cross, and then crucified on it. An investigation on the matter is currently in motion. - Dawgy


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PostPosted: 10-28-2002 08:39 PM Reply with quote
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that was funny !

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PostPosted: 10-28-2002 08:45 PM Reply with quote
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That tickled my christian fancy!!!
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PostPosted: 10-29-2002 05:54 AM Reply with quote
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Poor Bob :'(
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PostPosted: 05-26-2005 09:05 AM Reply with quote
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That quote was from, "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and its not a calculating lemur, it is the Bablel Fish.

PostPosted: 06-17-2005 11:51 AM Reply with quote
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That quote was from, "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and its not a calculating lemur, it is the Bablel Fish.


yes, ok, but in Dwaggy's, uh oops, i mean Dawgy's version it's a lemur.

Until we get a hold of a babel fish we'll have to settle with the calculating lemur.

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